Just because I like them
Think over these questions:
- If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
- What’s another word for synonym?
- Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
- When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
- Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
- What should you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
- Is it possible to be totally partial?
- Would a fly that loses it wings be called a walk?
- If a turtle loses his shell, is it naked or homeless?
- Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
- If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Courtesy : George Carlin